Why People Need the Internet

So, I've decided that the internet should be a free service for poor people, like part of Welfare or sompin'. My reasoning is this:
1. If poor people had the internet, they wouldn't have to call every freakin' place they needed help from instead of doing stuff online. The average poor person is put on hold for at least 240 hours of their life. That's 240 hours that could be spent hunting down dead squirrels to cook for dinner.
2. Poor people get bored a lot because they also don't own a second car to get out of the house.
3. Poor people need blogs to stay connected to others and feel like they have friends (or at least order free samples from Walmart so they get mail).
So all I'm saying is if this sounds good, let me know and I'll see what I can do to start a petition or something.

Because I'm visiting my parents and they have the internet, I think I shall post again tomorrow. Until then.